Tomato prices are flying

18 Jun

Have you wondered why tomato prices are so high … soooo high that #udtatamatar (flying tomatoes) is trending on twitter.

1.  Kejriwal & AAPtards are responsible: They have artificially increased the price of tomatoes so that nobody throws them at Kejriwal during election rallies in punjab.

2. Kejriwal & AAPtards are responsible: They have decided to fund the punjab elections by collecting and auctioning the tomatoes thrown at Kejriwal during election rallies in punjab.

3. Kejriwal & AAPtards are responsible: They have decided that collecting tomatoes thrown at Kejriwal during election rallies will be a good incentive for the AAP bench sitters to come to the rally.

4. BJP/SAD are responsible : They are hoarding tomatoes since they need to be rotten before they can be thrown at Kejriwal.

5.  Congress is responsible : They bought all the tomatoes to throw at their future party president Rahul Gandhi in their latest  worry meet (chintan baitak).

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