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Tomato prices are flying

18 Jun

Have you wondered why tomato prices are so high … soooo high that #udtatamatar (flying tomatoes) is trending on twitter.

1.  Kejriwal & AAPtards are responsible: They have artificially increased the price of tomatoes so that nobody throws them at Kejriwal during election rallies in punjab.

2. Kejriwal & AAPtards are responsible: They have decided to fund the punjab elections by collecting and auctioning the tomatoes thrown at Kejriwal during election rallies in punjab.

3. Kejriwal & AAPtards are responsible: They have decided that collecting tomatoes thrown at Kejriwal during election rallies will be a good incentive for the AAP bench sitters to come to the rally.

4. BJP/SAD are responsible : They are hoarding tomatoes since they need to be rotten before they can be thrown at Kejriwal.

5.  Congress is responsible : They bought all the tomatoes to throw at their future party president Rahul Gandhi in their latest  worry meet (chintan baitak).

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IITans sue IIT for defamation

13 Jan

IITans – current and former students of IIT have decided to sue IIT and specifically the admissions committee for granting permission to the Mr.Kujriwal who is causing much embarrassment to all of them.  Further the irreparable damage to the reputation of the IITans and institution itself should be compensated by the admissions committee paying 10Cr.  Also they request the honorable court to issue an injunction to Mr.Kujriwal to either return (degree-wapsi) his degree to IIT or to refrain from ever appearing in front of media, specifically but  not limited to TV.  Also the court asks the people of Dehali is issue a public apology for voting drama company to power.

Kejriwal claims that Jaitley does not have any public reputation to protect!

13 Jan

Read more everywhere on the net – say here.

I thought that the way to fight a defamation case is to argue what one said is actually factual and hence if aggrieved person is defamed then he deserves as much.  The learned me have said the law is an ass – and it takes a Kejriwal to prove it!!!

Background:  Kejriwal’s principal secretary was raided by CBI due to corruption charges.  Our lovely Mr.K thought that the actual attack was on him/his office.  The fact that he is a anti-corruption crusader and he personally choose the said PS overriding all rules, precedent and corruption charges is an affront to himself.  Wait -as per Kejriwal – it was not actually on him – but rather to secure files regarding DDCA corruption that was being handled in his office.   How the argument changes from raid on him to a raid to obtain a specific file(s) so easily.  And so now topic changes from corruption by PS -> raid on Kejriwal -> raid on Kejriwal’s office -> DDCA files being illegally obtained -> Jaitley being corrupt.  Humph – even software engineers will not be able to read and such convoluted logic easily.  Going to IIT help’s I guess.

Happy New Year

1 Jan

Wish you and your family a happy new year.

Misunderstanding

13 Dec

She: This does not seem to be pristine white.

How do you think “he” will understand this statement?

A. It is off white.

B. It is cream.

C. It is yellow.

D. It is grey

E. It is pitch black.

If “he” answers E then is it a misunderstanding?  Or is it colossal – misunderstanding does not even begin to describe it.  And how should “she” handle the situation?

How to deal with Odd/Even madness

4 Dec

1.  Double the number of cars you own and ensure that you have an odd/even number on the cars.  RTO can make money by charging extra for the odd/even plates.
2. Buy extra parking slot for the new car.
3. Used cars rates will increase – who can bear the cost of the new car.
4. Corporates will provide two cars as perks.
5. Govt organizations can buy a hoard of cars inorder to honour the new rule and make money in this mega buy.
6.  RTO can come up with a new scheme wherein you can buy just an extra number plate for your car.  Just 1 lakh only.
7.  More hafta to be collected; do u have license – yes; do you have insurance – yes; do you have emission check – yes; do u have the correct number – no – that will be 100Rs without receipt sir.
8. People can start buying more 2 wheelers – more people can die on the roads.  Don’t more 2 wheeler riders die in accidents; atleast 2 wheelers are more risky.
9.  An ambulance with a patient at 2 in the midnight will pull on the side of the road to change vans.
10.  Buy auto instead of car.

11. Convert your car to a taxi – get a yellow plate.  That is the most realistic and cheaper solution.

5 mistakes/improvements-required in rangitaranga

4 Dec

1.  Does a heavily pregnant lady travel from a city to a remote village, esp when the need to travel is not urgent?
2.  Did you notice the journalist climbing the ghats & crossing rope bridge in high heels?
3.  Who is aware of and narrates the story of Anasuya Bhat and Angaara?
4.  Wouldn’t it have aided the quality of the movie if the dates of the mishaps aligned with lunar calendar, amavasya (new moon) was better suited to the narrative.
5.  A better representation of yakshagana (may be a full song) would have added to the feel of the movie.

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