Tag Archives: Arvind Kejriwal

Rant about Kejriwal’s Odd Even Success

17 Jan

Delhi CM Kejriwal has imposed the odd even scheme on Delhi and has declared it as a success.  Does not matter that the said objective of reducing pollution is not conclusive.  Also, the premise of the scheme being the wrong medicine based on an IIT study is ignored.  The side effects of reduced traffic congestion is being applauded.  One of the major reasons for chest thumping is the “at-least doing something” argument.  So, every day in winter I propose to boil a small bowl of water.  This is small contribution to reducing pollution.  Remember increasing overall temperature would be a way to reduce pollution as per science.  So now, can you vote me as the next CM please for “at-least doing something please”.  I could definitely use the 400% hike in salary.

One thought that an IIT alumni would have a scientific temper – but then politics has this effect of leveling everybody to the lowest common denominator.

Kejriwal is the proof of “Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

IITans sue IIT for defamation

13 Jan

IITans – current and former students of IIT have decided to sue IIT and specifically the admissions committee for granting permission to the Mr.Kujriwal who is causing much embarrassment to all of them.  Further the irreparable damage to the reputation of the IITans and institution itself should be compensated by the admissions committee paying 10Cr.  Also they request the honorable court to issue an injunction to Mr.Kujriwal to either return (degree-wapsi) his degree to IIT or to refrain from ever appearing in front of media, specifically but  not limited to TV.  Also the court asks the people of Dehali is issue a public apology for voting drama company to power.

What if : Arvind Kejriwal instead of Modi was on Googles #Top10Criminal list

4 Jun

Recently Google put it’s foot in the mouth by listing the democratically elected Prime Minister of the largest democracy in the world in the #Top10Criminal list.  It appears that random insinuations are sufficient to get on this list and small detail about being cleared of all charges in all courts of law don’t count.  While Prime Minister Modi shrugged of the list – as it deserved to be – here’s what would have happened if the Chief Minister of Delhi Arvind Kejriwal was on the list.

1. Dharna in front of Google office – Gheraoing the poor employees who go there to earn a measly salary.
2. Bijli / Paani cut off from Google office.
3. Police deployed to monitored the crowd berated for taking instructions from LG.
4. Encouraging the recently fired for performance Google employee to hang from the tree.
5. Midnight raid / sting operation on Google’s top execs to check what exactly they are doing inside their homes.

No wonder there is no Google office in Delhi.

 

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This is meant to be a piece of satire – and the list above is NOT real.

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