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The captured terrorist from Pakistan should be sent back to Pakistan without any trial because …

6 Aug

1. Because he claims to be a juvenile (it is possible to prove age via medical means does not matter).
2. It will be good for India-Pak relations.
3. He is mentally unsound – otherwise why would he have been caught in the first place.
4. He is only a pawn in the bigger picture.  Not much is achieved by hanging the small fish.
5. By hanging him for waging war against the nation we are not being secular.
6. There is not enough evidence to prove that he killed – the people who died due to his attacks are unable to appear in court and recognize him.
7.  One of the wounded survivors was confused and couldn’t recognize him once; when the survivor was heavily sedated by pain killers.
8.  He is a POW; isn’t LeT etc waging war against India?  We are bound by the Vienna convention.
9.  Think of the money all of us can make if he features in a movie (preferably by Mahesh Bhatt – please sir, humor us) based on a few facts of his life and many sympathetic facts of fiction.
10. Barkha Dutt can get a Nobel Peace Prize by shrill preaching for this loveable bloke on NDTV.  This will really do India proud – come think of it.  Even Mahatma Gandhi couldn’t get a Nobel for Peace.

Let us play cricket with Pakistan instead.

 

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The contents of this post is meant to be satire and is indeed virtual reality.  You already knew that – didn’t you?

Ultimate proof : It’s a man’s world

24 Jul

If you want to swear at a woman you swear at her.  But if you want to swear at a man you need to swear at this female relatives.

News from Wimbeldon 2015

17 Jul

Mens Singles Winner : Novak Djokovic
Womens Singles Winner : Serena Williams
Mens Doubles Winners : Jean-Julien Rojer and Horia Tecău
Womens Doubles Winners : Sania Mirza and Martina Hingis
Mixed Doubles Winners : Leander Paes and Martina Hingis

In an unrelated incident Martina Hingis has been shortlisted for the Bharat Ratna – the highest civilian award in India.

Are you dating a doctor?

16 Jul

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Are you dating a doctor?  More specifically is it your first (or first few) date?  Keep these things in mind –

1. Do not forget to do your blood work before meeting your doctor BF.  He cannot start a conversation before looking into those beautiful numbers in front of him.
2. Ensure that your stomach is half full and you are well hydrated.  If you drink too much of water he will think you are diabetic.  If you drink too little he will think that you have kidney problems.  If you eat too much he will think that you have thyroid problems.  If you eat too little he will think you have some obscure disease.
3.  Do not share the medical history of your family, esp of your parents and grand-parents with him.  He will look for each of those symptoms in every move of yours and get you tested infinitely for all those diseases.
4.  Do not take him to visit a sick relative.  He will expect to see all the reports and medicines and hear a description of the symptoms.  You will be praying that he doesn’t ask for cash at the end of it.
5. Do not expect him to return your calls – he will be always busy.  Only when he is with you he will be on call advising one patient or the other.

Do you have any more tips?  Do let me know – leave a comment below.

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